ALSO THIS

Just found this on my friend Kara's fbook pg.

Two Things:

1. Excerpt from a conversation I had with Liam (the 5 year old I babysit) this afternoon, upon noting his toplessness...

"Okay, can you at least keep your pants on? I get it, it's a guy think to be topless, but just keep the pants on, alright?" He mumbled okay and kept watching Scooby Doo. Sometimes I half expect him or his sister to turn to me and be all like, "I'm five/three dude".

2. It's gotten to the point where it's embarrassing to buy PBR in Bed-Stuy.


....What has my life become?