I want nothing more than to drop everything I'm doing and become a muppeteer

Or a muppet-director, or an actual muppet.

This is strange because oftentimes, certain muppets and muppet shows severely creep me out. For instance, the Gorgs on Fraggle Rock scare the shit of out of me, (but Fraggle Rock is the best so it doesn't matter), and that monster muppet who isn't animal and likes porn in Avenue Q REALLY scares me...and others that I dont remember, but I think I could get over that.