Dec 28, 2009

The picture below is called "Ancient of Days" and it's by William Blake


Too many of us, myself included, lack passion. In ourselves, our work, our relationships, to me it seems impossible to be passionate about all three at once, probably because the nature of that strong emotional bent is that its concentrated on a single source. This makes me sad.

I feel like Virginia Woolf, completely bogged down by my own emotions, my insecurities, my feelings of self worth. We share the same birthday after all. Feel feel feel.

Maybe I should put rocks in my pockets and walk into a river. Maybe I should just go read To the Lighthouse.

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Dec 27, 2009

The Limits of Control Tested My Limits of Patience

So. I'm going to try actually writing something for once, instead of just posting a sentence and a picture; we'll see how that goes.

Pre-cursors: This may contain spoilers for the film (depending on how you define "spoiler"). Also, this is 100% my opinion, A.K.A. I'm allowed to have one and you're allowed to have a different one so don't get mad.

Alright. The Limits of Control is a film by Jim Jarmush, starring Isaach De Bankole that was released this year. The New York Times, in their review of Jarmush's work, described it as a "minimalist exercise in the key of cool". I completely agree with that sentiment, can't think of a better way to describe it. It looked fantastic; a big theme of the film was art and different periods/movements, and it seemed to me that everytime a new one was introduce, whether thematically or blatantly, the preceding shot of "the Lone Man" (De Bankole) mimicked the period described.
That isn't the best example but I didn't want to spend hours looking; to me it's reminiscent of Hopper (there's a better example somewhere, these two are a bit too close together for Hopper's alienation, but you get the idea). So that was cool. Other cool things include Gael being beautiful in full-on cowboy attire:
Tilda Swinton in a white wig/hat/raincoat:

and like I said, really cool shots and a "storyline" (I'm currently using the term loosely) that's more of a game, discovering the relation of dialog to theme to image.

However, I came into the film (maybe it's my fault for having expectations) thinking I was going to watch a story unfold -- after all, the DVD packaging bills this as a story, not an "exercise" -- this does not happen. To sum the plot up in a very concise nutshell: De Bankole, the "Lone Man" and main character in the story, spends his time traveling back and forht between about 3 locations for the majority of the film -- a cafe, an art museum, and a room in an architecturally fantastic tower:
I repeat, beautiful imagery. But this, to me, does not a movie make. To continue with the plot: The Lone Man meets a series of different people in one of the above listed locations, who has a one-sided (De Bankole has VERY few lines) conversation with him in which they give him "instructions", which everytime sounded to me more like a bunch of philosophical and/or self-referential in terms of the film itself, dribble that culminated in a specific say, sentence that sends The Lone Man to one of the other locations to look at a painting or contemplate the words while lyingon his back in bed, not sleeping (he never sleeps). No exposition, no story, just this sequence of events repeated for 2 hours.

Aside from the imagry there were clear themes that were certainly developed in the philosophical sense that they kept coming back up, and there were a lot of quirky details that would have enriched an actualy story. However, these elements that I found to be positive merely kept me sitting in front of my tv, hoping that something might actually happen, not necessarily enjoying what I was watching.

Maybe this is a lesson in packaging, in being more cautious the next time I make the block-and-a-half trip to my local Blockbuster, to realize that just because the box of a movie has a cool picture and sounds intriguing from the back, does not automatically, based on those two small details, mean that I will love or even like it. Maybe if I'd known it was an exrcise and not a story, I would have approached The Limits of Control in a vastly different way and thus enjoyed it.

I hate to say this, but the film, being the first Jarmush work I've seen, was exactly what I was afraid it would be. Which is to say, 've heard a lot of pretentious film kids talk about how awesome he is, and based on my opinion of everything else they say/their attitudes thought that to watch a Jarmush film would be to view pretention on parade. However, I don't wan't to counter-asshole that sentiment, and as friends have told me that Jarmush has produced much better, interesting films, I'm going to give him another try. But for now, he's not my cup of tea.

What can I say? I got what he was going for (contrary to certain art friend's beliefs) but I wasn't a fan.

At least it looked cool and was weird. I leave you with "Forrest Whittaker Tits", or a woman in a see-through raincoat who remains this way in al of her scenes, who possesses nipples that point in opposite directions.

Then again, this is the first thing that has provoked an actual blog from me, and I've been bitching about it for weeks so clearly it's left an impression and maybe there's something to be said for that.

But I for one prefer entertainment. Thank you and goodnight.

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Dec 26, 2009

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dec 25, 2009

If I Had A Million Dollars...


I really want to go here and see the gigantic Jesus statue at some point in my life. Also I feel that this is a semi-appropriate time to mention my sincere belief that Jesus was a stoner. No I do not think that's blasphemous.

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I Got A Snuggie For Christmas HELL YEAH

Dec 23, 2009

My feet will never be the same

Which is to say, these boots (by Steve Madden) may kill them. But I don't care because I'm really fucking picky about footwear, especially boots, and I think they're awesome/worth it. Dr. Scholl's here I come.

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Dec 20, 2009

Regal

I Love Postsecret. I Love Tits.


I'm going home tomorrow? I plan to spend the entirety of my break either on the couch or in bed watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on my computer, which may or may not have disintegrated by then.

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Dec 15, 2009

A Poem that doesn't make any (suprise) goddamned sense

I wrote this last year when I was really, shall we say, elevated. It doesn't make much sense at all but I think that its funny because it seems that no matter what, my writing circles back around to the same stuff, even when it's barely comprehensible. Also I find it absurd that I'm going to be in an advanced poetry workshop next semester, but my screenwriting teacher says its good to immerse yourself in poetry when you're writing a screenplay and I'm planning on adapting this F. Scott Ftizgerald story into a feature so, we'll see.

I believe the inspiration for this was "The San Andreas Fault" which, along with "rat" is one of the best answers to the game. You didn't have to understand that...

Anways:

Number 9

A chorus of Barking Bumble Bees
Make Blueberry Pie Elf Pancakes

...How?

The way your mother smiled
and told you that I'm "twitterpated"
and not to break broken glass

With Pumpernickel Pineapple syrup
sent in via
THUNDERING SAMURAI

I have conquered the San Andreas Fault.


Just so you know, I'm not pretending this is deep or anything. I think mostly I was just enjoying making alliterations (who doesn't).

Epic picture search of the day which will result in...

Black Swan. Is the name of the best song on Thom Yorke's solo Album "Eraser" or something like that. More pertinently it is also the name of a movie coming out some day, directed by Daren Aronofsky A.K.A. the reason I'm in film school, starring Natalie Portman, A.K.A. the reason I'd go lesbian (her and Fabian that is, we have an understanding). Additionally, Thom wins at life and sounding awesomely like an alien, not to be confused with Wayne Coyne, who may actually be an alien (Christmas on Mars, anyone?)

Mmmkay, I'm babbling and procrasting, goodbye.

Note to self: yell about Betty Draper later.



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Dec 3, 2009

Titles Are Useless

I tried to post a music file of the "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window" from Anthology III but I couldn't figure out how so: go listen to it, because it's basically the slowjamz version of that song and its ridiculous. Maybe I'll find a youtube link or soemhing later and upload it.

Visual for the day:

I don't know how I will ever be a succesful Director, because the most important skill for a Director to have is communication, which seems to be something that I constantly fail at.

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