I'm sorry if this is too much...

Because I know we're not supposed to talk about poop and all but.

I was in the Tisch basement bathroom the other day (I spend a large amount of my time here, given that 3/4 of my classes are in said basement, and given that I have the world's smallest bladder). Anyways, so I'm in the bathroom, and this girl comes in, let's out one of the biggest, most glorious farts I've ever heard in a pulic restroom setting.

I'm grossing myself out a litte writing this, but here's my point. Public or private, that's what bathroom's are for. They're the one place where that kind of shit's (oh geez, no pun intended...) acceptable, so we should probably take advantage of it.